Are you mono or polytheistic? poly
Do you subscribe to a major religion? As others have said, they are not magazines.
How do you feel about Jesus? A god, the human becoming divine
What holy book do you feel is most accurate? Accuracy is not a good metric, but my favorites are Illuminatus! and Stranger in a Strange Land
Do you believe in reincarnation? I think it's possible.
Do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell? No
Do you believe in ANY heaven and/or hell? As a binary opposition, no
Do you think the god(s) are vengeful or nice? Both, and more
Do you believe in angels? No
Do you believe in miracles? Kinda
Do you believe in predestination? You couldn't help asking that question, could you?
Do you believe in original sin? Only as a metaphor for finiteness and individual consciousness
Do you believe in freedom of will? Yes
Do you believe in souls? Yes
What do you think will happen to you when you die? Complete reunion with the One Mind
Do you think there will be an Armageddon? No
Why do you think we exist? Because mind loves to manifest as matter
Do you believe in life on other planets? Not in this solar system
Do you believe in evolution? No, I accept it as a valid scientific hypothesis, like gravitation
Do you think religion and science will always oppose the other? Not if both accept their limits.
What would you say to God if you met him/her/them today? "Why didn't You give better evidence of Your existence?" (Bertrand Russell)
Anything else we should know? Spirit is immortal truth; matter is mortal fact
What do you think happens after you die? You return to the source of the Light.
Do you believe in heaven? No.
Do you believe in hell? Even less so.
Do you think you will be judged after you die? No.
How many people would attend your funeral? No idea.
Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral? Up to them.
What's better--a shot in the head or downing pills? Pills. Opiates and LSD, like Aldous Huxley.
What should be written on your tombstone? supergee is not here.
Would you rather die childless or divorced? I want to remain childless and not be divorced.
Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night? Don't care.
If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to? To my spice.
What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral? None.
On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember? No idea.
Have you ever watched someone die? No.
What's the most gruesome death you can imagine? You don't want to know.
How often do you think about death? My own? Not too often.
Is fear of dying your number one fear? No.
Do you believe in reincarnation? Not really.
Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead? Yes. And now I am an orphan.
Do you consider life short or long? Right now? Too short.
Do you think you have a soul? Yes.
Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is: A fundamental right.
Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be? Only if I can be released from the raging animal I am fastened to.